Old man winter is pissed off today...

It's been snowing and blowing all day today. The temp is down around 20 degrees, the wind is blowing at a steady 40m.p.h. with gusts up to 60! I swear I saw penguins waddling down the street earlier...I've had a bottle of wine this afternoon so it might have been a bunch of little kids in down padded coats...I dunno. Any sane person would pack some clean clothes, sell his furniture to the neighbors as firewood, and fly his ass to someplace warm. But no...I'm gonna stay right here all winter long and bitch about the weather...as per usual. Ugh.